Shipping Information

UK Delivery

All orders are shipped via Royal Mail Tracked 24 and 48 services for reliable and secure delivery.

Standard Delivery:

• Orders under £19.99: £6.99
• Orders £20–£29.99: £4.99
• Orders £30–£49.99: £3.50
• Orders £50+: FREE

Orders ship within 24 hours and typically arrive within 3 days.

Next Day Delivery: Available from £3.50 extra – order by 3pm for next-day arrival.

Saturday Delivery: Available – order by 3pm Friday for weekend delivery.

International Delivery

We also offer international shipping on all products excluding Jellycat. Rates and delivery times vary by location – details are available at checkout.

Returns Policy

Hassle-Free Returns

We want you to love your purchase! If you’re not completely satisfied, you can return your item within 30 days of purchase for a refund. Here’s how:

1. Email us at customer.service@contempo.pro to let us know you’d like to make a return.

2. Send the item back to us in its original condition.

Please note that return shipping costs are the responsibility of the customer unless the item is faulty. For more information, read our full Refunds Policy.

Exchanges

Changed your mind on the colour, or picked the wrong size? We’re happy to sort it. We don’t do a direct swap, so it works like this: send the original back for a refund using the steps above, then place a new order for the one you’d rather have. Same 30 day window, and it works the same way whether you’re in the UK or overseas.

Contempo is built on a clear and intentional set of values that guide every buying decision, supplier partnership, and customer interaction:

Originality – We avoid anything generic or overdone. We seek the unique, the overlooked, and the surprising.

Curiosity – We’re led by that “ooh, what’s this?” moment. If we’re excited, you will be too.

Playfulness – Whether it’s a cheeky candle or a pun-filled notebook, we believe our products should make you smile.

Design-Led Thinking – We obsess over how things look and feel. Beautiful packaging, clever design, meaningful form—these matter.

Inclusivity – Our shelves reflect a spectrum of personalities, tastes, and price points. Great design shouldn’t be elitist.

Independence – We champion small makers, independent brands, and ideas that don’t follow the crowd.

Cheeky line-drawn boobs in hot pink on soft grey socks, worn with a straight face.

A whole gallery of scribbled boobs, drawn with far more affection than rudeness. The sort of present that gets opened, held up, and immediately laughed at. Perfect for anyone with a filthy sense of humour, and there is plenty more cheek in our gift collection.

Cotton-rich and properly comfy, so they earn a place in the drawer rather than the joke pile. Black cuff, heel and toe keep them just about smart enough for the office.

• Hot pink boob line art on grey knit
• Soft cotton-rich yarn, cushioned sole
• Black ribbed cuff, heel and toe
• Size: UK 9-12 (EU 43-46)
• Ideal secret santa or birthday laugh

Wrap them up for someone who will absolutely wear them to work.